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Their chemistry is palpable, which makes it all the more unfortunate she’s actually his aunt. Daenerys and Jon Snow on a boat: Season seven, episode 14įor those who’d been shipping these two (unaware they were secretly kin), this sex-on-a-boat scene felt like a major release following months of build-up. She even bites him at one point, which we found both totally warranted and deliciously kinky. He picks a fight with her, taunting her about marrying someone else, just before he corners her in front of the window and they go at it. In fact, some people argue just to make up. Sometimes angry sex is the best sex (as long as it’s consensual). Ramsay Bolton and Myranda by the window: Season five, episode five
(Granted, there’s still time for that title to be taken in the final season.) Oh, Oberyn! Here’s hoping for your sake that the great beyond makes allowance for your sultry Dornish ways. There are many moving parts (and people) in this scene, which we’re pretty certain was the best orgy in GoT history. Oberyn, Ellaria, Olyvar and the rest of their orgy: Season four There’s something that feels a bit too voyeuristic about watching, yet we can’t look away. With the woman who is now Kit Harington’s real-life wife. Jon Snow may not be good at everything, but he apparently is good at oral sex. Ygritte and Jon Snow in a cave: Season three, episode five It’s hard and dirty, but who cares? The same can be said for Robb in this moment - the culmination of a whole lot of yearning and anticipation. First of all, floor sex always seems hot. If you can put the Red Wedding out of your brain, this scene will surely make your pulse race (if you can’t put the Red Wedding out of your brain, it might make you sob, so….). Rob and Talisa on the floor: Season two, episode eight Still, Watching Stannis lay Melisandre down atop a battle map on a massive table is pretty darn scintillating. Making a monster shadow baby? Not the most scintillating turn-on, if you ask us. Stannis and Melisandre on the table: Season two, episode twoĬarice van Houten, Stephen Dillane in ‘Game of Thrones’ Helen Sloan/courtesy of HBO. What starts here as a simple intimate act of shaving turns into something much steamier when Loras turns his attention further South. There may be more female nudity scenes in GoT than there are male nude scenes, but the occasional gay scenes definitely leave an impression. This is starting to feel a little bit like naughty Clue, no? Jaime and Cersei in the tower with the Peeping Tom! Loras & Renly with the razor! But we digress. Loras and Renly while shaving: Season one, episode five If the women are faking what, ahem, comes with Littlefinger’s guidance, though, it’s probably safe to say they nailed the lesson. It’s basically Littlefinger instructing the prostitute Ros and another prostitute named Armeca in the art of faking it for clients.
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Make no mistake this scene is full of weirdness. Ros & Armeca in the brothel: Season one, episode seven And it doesn’t hurt that Daenerys got a lesson in seduction from her handmaid Doreah before her tryst with Drogo. But if we’re giving credit where credit is due, we’ve gotta say that the consensual sex in this scene is both hot and surprisingly tender. That casts a bit of a pall on this scene, when Daenerys finally takes charge in the bedroom. Let it be said that it’s tragic, on many levels, that the marriage between Daenerys and Khal Drogo began with rape. Daenerys and her handmaid, then Drogo: Season one, episode two Which is why we recommend putting on your “ignorance is bliss” goggles and viewing this scene as a sexy tower romp between Nikolaj Coster-Waldau and Lena Headey. And if you dwell on the fact that Jaime is boning his twin, Cersei, it’s sure to gross you out. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Lena Headey in ‘Game of Thrones’ Helen Sloan/courtesy of HBO.Īdmittedly, this doesn’t end well for little peeper Bran Stark.